Bideshe thekeo janra matribhasa-r chorcha rakhen, dhormer proti shrodhya-ban, asha kori Swamiji tander bhalo lagbe. Ekta bhari kichu porar por asun aktu halka prosonge jai.
Hasir raja Shibram Chokroborti akber bolechilen, ` duey duey char hoi, abar temon temon goru pele duey duey dudh-o hoi'. Ta serokom khanti dudh hojom korar shakti bangalir ki aar aache?
Benche thaka manei sarajibon nanarokom anko koshe jaoa. Kothin kothin anko jadi aerokom bhabe, ato sohoje samadhan korte partam tahole kemon hoto?
Ak beduin morbar somoy will kore galo je, tar sompottir ardhek pabe boro chele, ak-choturthanso mejo chele abong ak-ponchomanso choto chele. Shradhher por chelera dekhlo, baba rekhe gache unish-ti Ut(camel). ebar bojho thela! 19-ta Ut ki kore ardhek kora jabe? Badhaya hoey tara Kajir kache galo. Kaji bolle, e to sahaj byapar, amar astabol theke akta Ut niey kurita kore nao, tar pore bhag koro. Sune tin bhai han-han kore othe, ta ki kore hoi, amra karo dan grohon kori na. Kaji bolle, bapu he! tomra basto hochho kano? Ami dan-khoirat korchi na, anker hiseb-ta sudhu bujhiey dichhi--- amar Ut jog kore mot sonkhaya holo kuri. Ebar boro chele tar ardhek nao, thaklo dos-ti. Mejo pabe 1/4th, arthat panch-ti, aar choto pelo chaar-ti, sobsuddha unishti,amar phaltu Ut abar phire alo amar kache.
Anke janra pondit, tanra bolben hishabe phank aache. Ta thak, oe niey tin chele to aar jhogra-maramari korlo na, babar deoa Ut kete khondo- khondo korte to aar holo na!
Ekber Fitzgerald-saheb akta formula abiskar kore charidike hoi-choi phele dilen. Ek rosik ingrej kobi likhlen,
There was a young fellow named Frisk, Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk: So fast was his action, The Fitzgerald contraction, Reduced his rapper to a disk.
Sada banglai er bhabanubad aerokom kora jai---
Bapre ki chot-phote palowan Bhombol,
Bon-bon sain-sain ghorato se Dumble!
Bidyut-gotibege,
Fitzgerald chap lege,
Dumbel cheptiey holo seshe Kombol!
Nanarokom formular thyalai amader budhhi-gulo khali khabi khachhe! Ekber Einstein-moshai ekta sutra diey bole boslen, ojon komanor jonno amra jatai chuto-chuti korbo, totoi ojon barbe! Tar mane ekjon 150 kg chorbir pahar jodi ghontai 25km. bege douro-te pare,(parle to!), tate take formulai phele hisheb koshe dekha jabe je becharar ojon ak gram-er lokhho bhager praya ak bhag bere gache!!! kya tajjab ki baat! e jeno----
Bhunrir khanje chorbi dekhe tonnwi moder Swatidi,
Hula-Hula nach nachite galen chole Tahiti.
Nacher goti barlo joto,
Bhar-bhoranto holen toto,
Nritya-seshe tonnwi Swati holen ni- snur Hatidi.
Ki je durbuddhi holo, anko niey kabya korte giey akhon` Gunga,' bole daak charte ichhe korche. Ei ulto-paltar modhey du-ekta chora mone elo, tai sonai---
1. " She was a gorgeous girl
And he was a loving male;
He praised her shape in English,
French, Italian and in Braille!"
2. " They walked hand in hand
For they were late.
He went in front of her
And opened the gate.
She wanted to thank him
But knew not how,
Because he was the farmer
And she was a cow."
Khabarer prosonge mone holo amader mukhe bhat hoi, mukhe biriani hoi na keno? Kolkatai etodin roll-er dokan dekha jeto jotro-totro. Ebar dekchi birianir dhalao bajar, charitraban birianir ei-rokom be-ijjati dekhe mone pore gelo kothai jeno pora sei biriani- kirton--
" Birianir gondho peye ghater mora jage!
Polao aar fried rice kacha khule bhage."
Ekhane okhane pora kichu kotha, bisesh kore Sri Narayan Sanyal-er lekha theke neoa ekhane chaliey dilam, sesh kori Subhas-babur kota line diey ja amar khub priyo ---
" Dyakh byata, opor opor chokh buliey baireta.
Ki roiche mul-e, na bhenge, na khule,
Ja aache jemon rakha dhaka-
Bishoye na dubiey nijeke,
Ao akrakam kore dekha.
Jete jete rasta theke,
Kichur bhetor kichu noi jeno,
Emoni kore jano."